So, Wall Street had a bit of a panic attack this week. It started with a research note that read less like an economic forecast and more like a sci-fi dystopia script.
Citrini Research published a report sketching out a future where AI agents replace human white-collar workers at a massive scale. Their, let's say, "apocalyptic" scenario has the U.S. unemployment rate surging past 10% by 2028, with weekly jobless claims approaching half a million. You can imagine the reaction on trading desks and social media—somewhere between "holy cow" and "sell everything." Economists were quick to push back, arguing the assumptions were a stretch and underestimated the labor market's ability to adapt. But here's the thing about markets: they often trade on fear first and logic second. The Dow Jones just had its worst week of 2026.
When Even a Blowout Isn't Enough
Enter Nvidia (NVDA), the undisputed champion of the AI boom. If any company could calm the nerves, it should be them, right? They delivered a classic Nvidia quarter: a huge earnings beat and upbeat guidance. The kind of report that usually sends the stock soaring.
It didn't matter. The stock fell more than 5% the next day. That's a striking signal. It suggests investor psychology might be shifting from "buy every AI winner" to "wait, what are the real-world consequences of all this?" It's the market equivalent of eating too much candy and suddenly worrying about a stomachache.
Then, as if on cue, came some corporate confirmation of those fears. Block Inc. (XYZ) announced on Thursday it plans to slash its workforce from over 10,000 employees to under 6,000. CEO Jack Dorsey said AI tools and leaner teams are "fundamentally redefining how companies are built and run." For investors already spooked by the Citrini report, that didn't sound like efficient restructuring; it sounded like the first wave of the disruption they'd just read about.
The Contagion Spreads
By Friday, the anxiety wasn't confined to tech anymore. It had jumped the fence into the financial sector. Bank stocks got hammered. Wall Street heavyweights like Goldman Sachs (GS), Morgan Stanley (MS), Citigroup Inc. (C), and Wells Fargo & Co. (WFC) each posted their worst single-day decline since early April 2025.
Over in the world of private equity, stress is mounting. Blue Owl Capital Inc. (OWL) had already restricted redemptions and tightened terms in a big retail fund. Then on Friday, MidCap Financial Investment Corp., which is overseen by Apollo Global Management (APO), cut its dividend and marked down assets by about 3%, citing strain in its loan book. Apollo shares just had their worst week since April 2025, extending a brutal nine-week losing streak—their longest since 2022.













